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A Girl’s Guide to Loving Jared Followill: An Introduction

Michael Jared Followill 101

This is Kings of Leon:

One thing I love about this band is that they have a photo like this.  Not many bands have that.  To think what would become of those four boys…

Now they’re big-time rockstars, winning Grammys, singing Sex on Fire and Use Somebody on the radio, and having dance-offs.

First Annual Kings of Leon Dance-Off to Chromeo’s Needy Girl

Second Annual Kings of Leon Dance-Off to Fitz & the Tantrums’ Moneygrabber

You may have noticed that shy fellow in the second dance-off who so bravely danced twice.  That is bassist Jared Followill, the baby of the band at age 24.  He looks like this:

He’s a Scorpio.

This is how he plays his bass:

click here, make sure you are alone

(video credit to ophelcherry.tumblr.com)

But whatever, all bass players can play the bass, big deal.  Jared also does tricks.

Check out what he can do:

• pool trick (the best part is his little dance)
• jump really high onto this thing at the gym
• jump onto the bar at the club
• Naked Cowboy impression (dat ass)
• hilarious & original practical jokes
• tweet charming shit like this:

Whew, it’s exhausting trying to illustrate all the reasons why Jared Followill is wonderful, so here ends our first lesson.

Until next time, I hope you have sweet Followill dreams, and try not to be too jealous of this lucky lady:

“It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.”

Mae West

(Source: anicka-nadine)

Does Hallmark make a…

“Congratulations, I would like to bang your fiance/you are so lucky to have him” card?

PS He hugged me and gave me a birthday kiss but I was too far gone to savor it.

PPS Hopefully his little sister who was in town tonight didn’t pick up on the fact that I would like to bang her brother.

PPPS He looked so grown-up with his scruff and his glasses.

PPPPS I know he’s not 105% the right kind of guy for me, so that both makes me happy that I know someone as great as he is and excited to find that guy who is 105% the right kind of guy for me.

PPPPPS Thank god for Tumblr so I have a place to confess all this crap. :)