Michael Jared Followill 101
This is Kings of Leon:
One thing I love about this band is that they have a photo like this. Not many bands have that. To think what would become of those four boys…
Now they’re big-time rockstars, winning Grammys, singing Sex on Fire and Use Somebody on the radio, and having dance-offs.
You may have noticed that shy fellow in the second dance-off who so bravely danced twice. That is bassist Jared Followill, the baby of the band at age 24. He looks like this:
He’s a Scorpio.
This is how he plays his bass:
(video credit to ophelcherry.tumblr.com)
But whatever, all bass players can play the bass, big deal. Jared also does tricks.
Check out what he can do:
- pool trick (the best part is his little dance)
- jump really high onto this thing at the gym
- jump onto the bar at the club
- Naked Cowboy impression (dat ass)
- hilarious & original practical jokes
- tweet charming shit like this:
Whew, it’s exhausting trying to illustrate all the reasons why Jared Followill is wonderful, so here ends our first lesson.
Until next time, I hope you have sweet Followill dreams, and try not to be too jealous of this lucky lady:
“Congratulations, I would like to bang your fiance/you are so lucky to have him” card?
PS He hugged me and gave me a birthday kiss but I was too far gone to savor it.
PPS Hopefully his little sister who was in town tonight didn’t pick up on the fact that I would like to bang her brother.
PPPS He looked so grown-up with his scruff and his glasses.
PPPPS I know he’s not 105% the right kind of guy for me, so that both makes me happy that I know someone as great as he is and excited to find that guy who is 105% the right kind of guy for me.
PPPPPS Thank god for Tumblr so I have a place to confess all this crap. :)